Most definitely not looking forward to working open to close tomorrow.

When did I become all of my high school co-workers relationship therapist?

I’m listening to The Beatles station on Pandora at work and this old guy just said his favorite Beatles songs are Live And Let Die and Band On Run.

Blarin’ Gogol Bordello in my car before work to hype me up for cookie bakin’.

Why did I promise I’d come in four hours early to deliver a goddamn catering order? and why did I stay out so late knowing I had to be up at 5:30? JUST WHY.

This guy at work wouldn’t take my shift Thursday because his birthday is today and he planned on being drunk Wednesday, Thursday and today. I needed someone to take my shift so my best friend wouldn’t have to go get a biopsy alone. She’s 19 and there is a 65% she has breast cancer. I wasn’t upset. It’s his 18th birthday. My problems shouldn’t hinder his celebration. 
Dude has the nerve to text me today and ask me to work for him tonight because he wants to go to Dallas for his birthday. My reply:

Aw, if you had told me earlier I could have. I’m on my way to Longview. You remember me asking you to cover my shift yesterday because my best friend needed to go to the doctor and might have cancer? Well, I felt bad because she had to go alone so I’m taking her out tonight, girls’ night. I’m already 15 minutes away from her apartment. I’m so sorry. Happy birthday, though!

Look, I completely understand you being 18 and carefree, but when you can’t come in for me for literally three hours when I have actual things to do, why the fuck would I come in for you just so you can go to Dallas to go to some lame ass rave?